michaelmidnight:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

cuuuute

john-four-twenty-four:

gildings:

unclefather:

*during sex*

girl: talk dirty to me

me: *plays trumpet riff like in jason derulo song*

it’s actually a saxophone riff

Non-band kids..

5:29 pm, Tuesday with 2,428 notes
"

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

"
(via heldenkotze)
5:23 pm, Tuesday with 74,796 notes

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

5:21 pm, Tuesday with 105,479 notes

tinydragongina:

ilookedanew:

compasswaters:

lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

Oh.

image

5:07 pm, Tuesday with 28,326 notes
"To bae or not to bae"William Shakespeare  (via kvmikaze)
4:13 pm, Tuesday with 39,932 notes
dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
How I Met Your Mother (via itscherryamber)
4:12 pm, Tuesday with 103,251 notes
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

11:01 pm, Wednesday with 478,929 notes

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

11:00 pm, Wednesday with 100,185 notes